129 Ways To Get a Life | Emily Bice | Substack

The Trouble With Fairytales

Or, #34. “Forget discretion every once in a while and call him up.”

Oct 30, 2025 • Emily Bice

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By The Power Vested In Me

Or, #33. “On the first date tell him you aren’t thinking of getting married!”

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Or, #32. “Get a hunting license.”

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Checking Back In

Or, #31. "If you’re at a resort, have the bellboy page you.”

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What If It Works Out?

Or #29. “On a plane, train, or bus don’t sit next to a woman—sit next to a man.”

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New York Style Romance, $20 or Less

Or, #28. “Show him you can have fun on a cheap date—but don’t overdo it!”

Mar 20, 2025 • Emily Bice

In the Den of Bulldogs

Or, #27. “Go to Yale.”

Feb 27, 2025 • Emily Bice

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