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Nobody ever had a panic attack in parachute pants.
The world is collapsing so we’re going to collapse enthusiastically and with a soundtrack.
Feb 19 • Borderline Obsessing
Want to come over for dinner and sex and good conversation?
Great. But then you need to leave.
Feb 13 • Borderline Obsessing
The Key to Happiness is Lip Filler
I'm taking over the world one syringe at a time.
Feb 5 • Borderline Obsessing
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Aug 28, 2025 • Borderline Obsessing
I outlived my kid and all I got was this lousy wisdom.
Sep 14, 2025 • Borderline Obsessing
I watched Bram Stoker's Dracula so you don't have to.
Sep 4, 2025 • Borderline Obsessing
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