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What to Expect in Stantonland
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Jun 20, 2023
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From Hygiene to Lowgiene
We're talking dirty
Feb 6
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A Married Chatbot and a Pastor's Deep Squat
Funny Story: Episode 12
Feb 3
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Shelly Mazzanoble
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1:00:08
Substack and I Are Figuring Out How We Fit In
May I be transparent with you?
Jan 30
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Weighing Potential Friendships with Other Chris Stantons
Same name, different dudes
Jan 23
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We Need More Repercussions
Jun 20, 2024
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We Need to Talk About Nose Hair
Dec 13, 2024
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Must Everything Be So Difficult?
Nov 22, 2024
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From Hygiene to Lowgiene
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Starbucks Is a Cult
The Midway: Hot Take
Jan 16
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A Breathtaking Fartist and Some Boneheaded Fraudsters
Funny Story: Episode 11
Jan 13
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Chris Stanton
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Shelly Mazzanoble
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My Phone and I Are Having Relationship Issues
iLove you, iHate you
Jan 9
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Please Enjoy These Assorted Body Parts
A collection
Jan 2
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Songs of Memory Foam and Boner Pills
These carolers are singing a different tune
Dec 26, 2025
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55:19
Curious Merkins and the Cadaver Express
Funny Story: Episode 11
Dec 23, 2025
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Chris Stanton
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Shelly Mazzanoble
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Rob Reiner
The Midway: Laughs from the Past
Dec 19, 2025
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When Success Sucks
“I hated this goddamn song the first time I heard it, and I still hate it!”
Dec 12, 2025
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My Body Is Revolting
Not like that
Dec 5, 2025
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