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ALL HIS MIGHTY SWELLS AND UNDULATIONS
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 • John Hodgman
THE DOUBTFUL GUEST
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that peculiar gasping of the lungs was heard which denotes the fullest tension of life’s utmost energies
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all the waves rolled by like scrolls of silver; and, by their soft, suffusing seethings, made what seemed a silvery silence, not a solitude…
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Now then, thought I, unconsciously rolling up the sleeves of my frock, here goes for a cool, collected dive at death and destruction, and…
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There’s hogsheads of sperm ahead, Mr. Stubb, and that’s what ye came for. (Pull, my boys!) Sperm, sperm’s the play!
Gross.
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The straight warp of necessity, not to be swerved from its ultimate course
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For this is one of those disheartening instances where truth requires full as much bolstering as error.
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When this hell in himself yawned beneath him.
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