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i didn't know she was going to be naked!!!

birthday suit for the birthday girl

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promise to be guai in paris

this is pointless; read it twice

Aug 17, 2025 • jade kong

Watching 3 Movies a Day (on Average) on 0 Sleep & 0 Calories for 3 Days Straight

Rapidfire mini-reviews of (almost) every movie I saw at Cannes

May 28, 2025 • jade kong

Get Out of My Elite, Uncaring, Traditional Gender Roles

Jade's Definitive Guide to Living Life (3/n)

May 7, 2025 • jade kong

The Optimum Number of Lifetime Cigarettes is Probably Not Zero

Jade's definitive guide to living life (2/n)

Apr 2, 2025

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Singapore's Euphemism for Neurodivergence — The Gifted Education Programme

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The Ultimate Comprehensive Guide to Spotify Stalking

May 16, 2024 • jade kong

Get Out of My Elite, Uncaring, Traditional Gender Roles

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