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Welcome to JSuttHoops, where I break down the NBA with pop-culture references, advanced stats, and a broken sense of humor. Hope you'll stick around -- if you don't, you'll be missing out on the most revolutionary thing since Hot Pockets.
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The Dust Settles: Trade Grades for a Crazy Deadline (Part 1)
The Wizards accelerate the timeline, a Sixers surprise, and one of the Bulls' deals
 • Jacob Sutton
11 Takes on a Strange NBA Trade Deadline
NBA Substack on this year's trade season and what it all means going forward
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NBA News and Rumor Roundup 2/4/2026
The trade deadline extravaganza, All-Star rosters, and even more college antics
 • Jacob Sutton
For the Sickos: Checking in On 2026's Projected Second-Rounders
Because you've heard enough for Dybantsa, Boozer, and Peterson
 • Jacob Sutton
The Bucks Have Other Guys, But Not Much Improvement
Talking about the Bucks' future in the context of their non-Giannis players
 • Jacob Sutton
NBA News and Rumor Roundup 1/28/2026
Giannis (again), Mavs rumors, and a better IQ
 • Jacob Sutton
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