Forbidden Closet of Mystery

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Forbidden Closet of Mystery
Forbidden Closet of Mystery
Grand theories and denunciations of human behavior, with a light heart. Polemic regarding us talking apes. I idealize and admire stand-up comedians, scientists, and philosophers. Tom Robbins and Robert Sapolsky are my heroes.
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