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In Defense of Alex Honnold and Extreme Living
Feb 11 • Madison Huizinga
Fandom Only Costs You Everything
Parasocial Ties Lift All Boats. A Ticketmaster Investigation
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Look At Me! No, Don't
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My Week of Vlogging and Idiocy
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Marty Supreme and Shock Fatigue
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In Defense of Articulation
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Tracking Ourselves to Death
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Stranger Things S5 Isn’t Grounded in Reality. But Neither Is Our Reality.
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