Marcus Musick | Substack

Weekly humor/satire. Occasional emotional collapse. $5/month to prevent the inevitable.

Recent posts

Clyde Accidentally Brings Back the Ghost of Steve the Squirrel

Ghost squirrels still hold grudges...

Jan 20 • Marcus Musick

The No BS Way to Lose Weight and Stay Fit

Real advice from someone who lost two pounds and figured it all out.

Jan 13 • Marcus Musick

The Idiot's Way to Beat the Winter Blues

I'm no doctor, but I have opinions

Jan 7 • Marcus Musick

A Look Back on My Substack in 2025

Or something like that...

Jan 1 • Marcus Musick

I'm Not Dead Yet, and I Don't Have a GoFundMe

A resurrection story nobody asked for

Dec 22, 2025 • Marcus Musick

I Built a $16.48/Month Side Hustle Talking About Cheetos.

Then I Tried To Burn It Down Before Realizing I Can’t Afford Matches

Dec 12, 2025 • Marcus Musick

Weekly satire. All free. $5/month if you want to support the writing and the writer behind it.

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