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Saint Morrissey - A Love Story

Old pop crush finally requited, thirty years late

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From Hipsterism to Hipsterisn't

All that's left of the hipster cat is his nose-tickling grin. Where did he go?

Aug 5, 2025 • Mark Simpson

"Here Come Those Tired Old Tits Again"

Over half a century on, has the blood finally drained from the "middle class kitchen sink drama" Sunday Bloody Sunday?

Apr 23, 2025 • Mark Simpson

The Metrosexual at Thirty

The male desire to be desired shows no signs of tiring

Jan 16, 2025 • Mark Simpson

Attack of the Swole Teens

Those packs of teenagers swarming over the pec-deck I was about to use are in the news

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