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Kidney Stone Sent Me To The ER A Few Nights Ago
...have you ever had one of these dreadful motherfuckers?
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The Priest Accused Me Of Being Satan
...and he was just one mad patient among many
Dec 29, 2025
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Sexual Do-Overs
...a certain brand of humiliation never leaves you
Dec 26, 2025
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The Muslim Problem And How Donald Trump Is Saving The World
...well, he is
Dec 23, 2025
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The Homeless Guy Wanted To Know Which Boy Band I Preferred
...he was dead serious when he asked the question, and I surprised myself by answering as honestly as I could
Dec 17, 2025
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Tinnitus: I Almost Lost My Mind
...but still clinging to sanity
Dec 9, 2025
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The Psychic Baggage of Names
don't underestimate it...
Nov 14, 2025
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What Would You Write About If You Only Had One Day To Live?
...I mean if you had to write per God's orders and couldn't do all the demented sexual stuff you'd do otherwise
Nov 4, 2025
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