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Please, Hug a Canadian
Our grapes and apples declare their valentine this year is...any Canadian, and we're offering a discount to anyone who can recite "O Canada"
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This Coyote Wants to Be Your Valentine
In defense of cuddling and Rosé of Pinot Noir
Feb 5
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One prize President Trump isn't winning...
(But President Trump is not the inaugural winner)
Dec 9, 2025
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Visit The Most Beautiful Farm in the World!
We're opening doors on Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving
Nov 24, 2025
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Bear Tracks to Wine Racks—Hunting Season Harvest, Shipping’s on Us (or Half Off)
Cider Season turned to Deer Season—Pour Yourself Something Wild Shipping’s on us (or half off) through Nov. 12—just in time for your Thanksgiving table.
Nov 11, 2025
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President Trump, Rush in the Troops -- Not to Portland, but to Kristof Farms
Portland is doing fine, but in Yamhill we can use troops to handle the menace of domestic terrorists in our apple orchard and vineyard.
Sep 28, 2025
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Pssst. Don’t Tell the Trump Administration About This
Breaking: Grapes at Kristof Farms Demand Civil Rights. In other news, we’re opening the farm gates again, just in time for harvest. Coincidence?
Sep 11, 2025
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Taste the Season, Talk the World
Before harvest comes, one final gathering under the Oregon sun
Aug 23, 2025
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An Oregon farm trying to produce some of the world's best wine and hard cider, with the help of bears, cougars, eagles and a stern guard dog.
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