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All the things I've done to my face and body this month and I don't care if that makes me a shoddy feminist
I think I probably *am* a shoddy feminist. (But I'm a shoddy feminist with good skin.)
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Do men only fancy me because I'm thin?
And how important is that to me? To all of us?
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How not to get embroiled in a friendship with a dangerous immoral a***hole
As not just men, but also women, fall foul of friendships exposed in the Epstein files: some basic pointers on how not to get involved with The Worst…
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Peter Mandelson didn't see Jeffrey Epstein's victims…
But that doesn't mean they weren't there.
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How to lift your jowls without surgery
Ageing. Not for pussies (Bette Davies said this. Actually, she said something totally unacceptable by modern standards and I like this version better…
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The terrible sadness of being a bit ordinary
On the Beckhams. Who else?
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"The moment I start losing weight, my mum and dad: they talk to my nicely now. They used to talk to me like sh*t. Now? They love me."
Heavy Weight, chapter two: When GLP1s change a woman's entire world. (Including, a really good tip for avoiding the nausea AND coming off the jabs…
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"I always call you Polly 'F**king' Vernon"
The wife of an old boyfriend gets in touch
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I don't believe Doing Just One Thing ever makes anyone fitter, slimmer, sexier, healthier - Oh. Except for This One. This One works.
Especially if you're over 45. Here's my proof
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Is it classier to be thin?
Plus an amazing new, very do-able, very useful outfit formula in the sales.
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"Women are just trying to crack the code on how to have fun - but stay thin."
Do GLP1s REALLY kill your sex drive? Do women really need a vice? Do I feel vindicated now it turns out, everyone really DID want to be thin after all…
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How not to let your standards drop just because it's COLD
Subpar looks will not be tolerated. Featuring the best cowboy boots in the world and my New Years resolution in outfit form.
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Want the kind of body which makes other women angry?
Ask me how!
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Am I going to get a facelift in 2026?
Weeeeeell: I've found a cheap (good) surgeon!
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Broad with Polly Vernon
Broad with Polly Vernon
A writer, a boxer and a Botox-er. "Unapologetically writes things we are all a bit too scared to commit to thinking - never mind, writing." @styledbyUna
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