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New Song Saturday #7
Dec 15, 2025
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Florida Skies
New Song Saturday #6
Dec 7, 2025
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Candy Corn & Kerosene
New Song Saturday #5
Nov 30, 2025
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NEW SONG SATURDAY #4
King of the Sunset Strip
Nov 23, 2025
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NEW SONG SATURDAY #3 (on a Tuesday)
DUD
Nov 19, 2025
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touring as a comedian who is okay at music or vice versa
What the hell is a meta business sweet?
Nov 3, 2025
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NEW SONG SATURDAY #2
PARTY BUS
Nov 1, 2025
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New Song Saturday #1
"Playing Frisbee with a Stranger's Dog"
Oct 25, 2025
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IM NOT A SMOT MAN
New T Shirt
Oct 7, 2025
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SHRIMP HATS
+ origin story
Oct 5, 2025
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Bidet with Butterfly Wings
Last year, while visiting home in Alabama for Christmas, my dad gifted my brother and step sister a bidet.
Oct 3, 2025
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About 6'2", 180 pounds, big teeth, kind of gangly.
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